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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Hufflepuff eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊

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