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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Spock eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻

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