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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Bob eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦

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