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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛
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