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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Sugar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊

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