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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Izzy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛

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