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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Izzy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺

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