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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Geoffrey eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁

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