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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Stella eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁

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