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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Champ eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖

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