Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Oscar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.