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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Murphy eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮

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