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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Ziggy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯

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