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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Weasley eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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