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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Kirk eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡

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