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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Spock eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺

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