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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Bob eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏

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