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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻

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