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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Maya eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯

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