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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Peanut eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯

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