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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Peanut eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺

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