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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Gus eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦

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