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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Gus eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡

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