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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Gus eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗

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