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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Oscar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗

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