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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Rocky eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍

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