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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Sparky eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘

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