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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Rt Hon Wibble eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃

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