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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Dr Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍

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