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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Ms Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺

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