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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Mr Wibble eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡

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