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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Thor eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊

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