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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Loki eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛

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