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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Squishy eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖

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