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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Squishy eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛

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