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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Widget eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏

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