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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Simpkins eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊

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