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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Tinkerbell eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻

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