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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Simba eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃

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