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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Simba eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃

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