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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Simba eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺

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