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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Luna eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮

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