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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Bella eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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