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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Trotsky eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯

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