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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Bob eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃

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