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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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