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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Pebbles eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘

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