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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Minnie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖

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