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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Missy eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦

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