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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Missy eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯

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