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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Maya eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮

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