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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Pepper eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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