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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Professor Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘
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