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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Rt Hon Wibble eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍

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