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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Dr Wibble eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺

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