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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Miss Wibble eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁

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