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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Ms Wibble eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦

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