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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Mrs Wibble eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊

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